My letter to the editor - had to share it!

What a performance!

We have been lucky to see one of the greatest circus performances of the new millennium on our national stage. Sir Peter Jackson was superb as the Lord of the Rings although the performance at times was somewhat Brain Dead. The VIP seats were occupied by a group of Heavenly Creatures from Warner Bros who had been invited here to Meet The Feebles. Despite an energetic performance it has certainly left a Bad Taste in our mouths and I can’t help but wonder why we didn’t tell the group from Warner Bros simply to “Hob It!”